You know you’re not agile when…
… you have a job description like this:
Career Growth! Terrific opportunity in a growing software company for a Java Developer. Must have experience with the design, documentation and implementation of Java 142. Must be strong with implementation of Java. Must also have experience with Spring or Struts. Any experience with Eclipse, Hibernate or Oracle is a great plus. Job duties will include taking a 220 page document of specs and implementing them accurately and efficiently. Will travel to various local client sites. Interviews are taking place right away.
Man am I glad that I’m not working for them! A friend sent me this today and we both had a good laugh.